Mondays, we all hate them. Monday is like when you wake up from that really great dream where you learn how to control your flying and just start tearing it up around your dream world and then you’re Iphone alarm comes out of nowhere and starts pulling you back into your consciousness only to realize that you can not fly and you have to go to work in 45 minutes. yeah that’s Monday.
Here are a few real facts about Monday.
- Monday was 1st invented by Satan in 1952.
- In the former Soviet Russia their life was so bad they actually had Two Mondays in their week for several years.
- The original name for Monday was Monkeyday and people were allowed to take their Monkeys with them to work and it was a very fun day back then.
It’s a gut punch on the playground of life. The world is so unfair on Mondays. Here are a few Monday quotes to get you by or just share in your misery.