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Florida Man takes up nude gardening Stuart neighbors looking at their options
STUART, Fla. – Adam and Eve were naked in the Garden of Eden, but neighbors in a South Florida city are not happy about a nude...
Miscellaneous
Sometimes the story just doesn’t fall neatly in place like your ex boyfriend who was nice but had no spark for life, no passion for love. These stories will not be chained!
Everyone hates a pot robber, coffee or otherwise
Four would-be robbers got a surprise from a marijuana shop in Shannonville, Ontario, Canada on September 6th when their robbery was thwarted by a clerk...
Dynamite is not a candle substitute or Always check your candles.
By Zach Coverdell A power outage in Bridgeport, Connecticut proved to be a real “hands off” experience for an anonymous 30-year-old woman on the...
Leave it to Beaver not Love it to Beaver
By -Zach Coverdell Well, it’s official, you can no longer leave your beaver unattended in Kennewick, Washington. What a world we live in. Richard...
Village idiot missing; found making legislation.
By -John Randolph “Let’s pretend for a minute”, I asked him. “First, imagine that you’re a total idiot, a complete imbecile, an absolute dimwit...
Nike memes on the rise.
by -Zach Coverdell On September 3rd, 2018, a new ad campaign was unveiled by Nike, via a tweet from Colin Kaepernick, former quarterback of the...
Sarcasm rolls
By John Randolph Somehow, this is supposed to be sarcastic and, quite frankly, I should be able to do that with my eyes close, considering...
Cone was run over and crushed by an unknown suspect, as his four other cone co-workers watched in frozen horror
The Southlake Department of Public Safety mourned the loss of one of its “most loyal stewards” Wednesday, creating a stir online with a tearful Twitter...
KFC will pay you to name your baby Harlan on September 9th. True story.
According to the U.S. Social Security Administration, Harland is ranked No. 3,257 on the list of the most common baby names in 2017. So, in...
